Total Medals Earned: 1,966 (From 353 different games.) Total Medal Score: 30,330 Points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/325 points)
If you do see Peter the Ant by chance, smoosh 'em.
Now everyone knows you like uncensored NG humor.
To get paid? Nah man. To get ice cream.
Save the Day with a full Mayhem Bonus.
Never mind, I wanna go browse Newgrounds dot com instead.
The uh, safety was off there.
2 Left Thumbs would be proud.
Make a big explosion!
Complete the Pacifist Route.
Run out of ammo and die.
You beat the game with TOUCH CONTROLS. I'm AFRAID of you. Just kidding.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (150/300 points)
Start the game
Find the hammer
Hit some poop with the hammer
Hit a dead person with the hammer
Exterminate four ants
Kill Peter The Ant (That's the end of the game)
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/265 points)
Die for the first time!
Rage Quit.
Defeat Alucard!
Defeat Hanzo!
Defeat Cassandra!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
S Rank a Boss!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (75/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 3/11 (150/370 points)
When winning just isn't enough...
You probably poke dead animals with sticks, too.
A new lap record!
Medals Earned: 3/7 (40/265 points)
Eliminate 5 infected
Eliminate 10 infected
Eliminate 25 infected
Complete 5 levels
Eliminate 50 infected
Complete all levels
Eliminate 100 infected
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/305 points)
Play Pitluff Driver for the first time.
Unlock Skin #1
Unlock Skin #2
Unlock Skin #3
Spend 1,000,000 points
Unlock Skin 4
Medals Earned: 1/8 (10/210 points)
Get a delightful history lesson.
Become Fireworks Commissioner of New York City.
Edit an early Philip Roth story for The Paris Review.
Get beaten up badly in a sparring match with Sugar Ray Robinson.
Drive a tank in post WWII Italy for the US Army.
Save the galaxy.
Medals Earned: 13/24 (125/180 points)
Unlocked the Fancyman character
Unlocked the Ninja character
Unlocked the Pirate character
Unlocked the Purple fancyman character
Unlocked the Santa character
Unlocked the Soldier character
Unlocked the Streaker character
Fall 100 Metres
Fall 600 metres
Fall 400 metres
Fall 800 metres
Fall 1000 metres
Fall 1200 metres
Unlocked the Bear character
Unlocked the Chicken character
Unlocked the Cloaked man character
Unlocked the Dinosaur character
Unlocked the Hazmat character
Unlocked the Knight character
Unlocked the Pumpkinman character
Unlocked the Rabbit character
Unlocked the Robot character
Unlocked the Skeleton character
Unlocked the Yellowman character
Medals Earned: 7/8 (85/90 points)
Land a jump with more than 1000 points.
Travel further than 500 metres in one jump.
Beat the game in less than 50 swings.
Travell further than 1000 metres in one jump.
Land a jump with more than 2000 points.
Travel further than 2000 metres in one jump.
Land a jump with more than 4000 points.
Beat the game in less than 25 swings.